10:38 AM
sherie
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I hate my network provider

I recently got a samsung i900 (Omnia) which is a really great phone. With 5mp camera, up to 32gb memory (internal + external) and windows mobile ver6.1 operated you are definitely gonna fall in love with this thing. Some people say its an iPhone killer but I wouldnt know since I didnt get the chance to experience iPhone. Anyway, lets make this nerdy entry short because I know the people who read my blogs are not into gadgets and other nerdy stuff that I like such as Cosplay and videogames. oh by the way speaking of videogames I cant wait to see the PSP killer handheld gaming device of xbox harharhar.

alrighty, where was I?, yeah network provider

Globe doesnt have the GPRS setting for this device. How crappy is that? I havnt tried calling Smart yet since I like the IDD rates that globe offers and no solid reason to go the other way yet. but come on! this phones features such as video call, MMS, GPS, Podcast are gonna be useless if I dont have a darn connection! I mean I dont have wifi connectivity available all the time! I cant stay in front of Philam tower or starbucks or where have you all the time!

ARGH!!! DARN DARN DARN DARN!! ........... DARN!

i tried using xda setting but it doesnt work! DARN!

AND I MISS THE COSPLAY THAT WAS RECENTLY HELD AT MEGAMALL! another DARN! =P

whew~ i think i need tons of chocolates!

chocolate = endorphin = happy happy joy joy! =P

2:07 PM
sherie
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like our fave song... that we can relate =P


maybe 20 years from now
well both sit down and have a few beers
we might be happier than we are today
contented than we are right now
...or might be the total opposite
we might feel a lil weird to be back on that same place
it'll be cute if we are going wear the similar brown polyester shirt
reminisce about the stupid things we used to do when we were young
and worry about our own kids... if we are goin to have any
rant about our current husband and wife..(again, if we are goin to have any)
rave about the things we did that we think are great at least to our standards
feel sorry for all the time we should have spent together.. if only we dont have to work and make money

talk about silly games we used to play when we were young

and the silly games we still play when we got old =P
talk about how time flies and how gray our hairs are
check how many beers we can still take before we start talking spanish or french
argue about that stupid thing we used and still argue about since way back god-knows-when
but still be thankfull coz we met and we became friends


they say in a life time if you happen to find 3 persons you can call BEST friend, you can be considered the most wealthiest person in the world.


well then I AM FILTHY RICH!

even if one of the best friends i got is an A**HOLE!! harharhar

5:47 AM
sherie
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im not made up of sugar spice and everything nice


10:50 AM
sherie
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enrich your vocabulary

LINSHAK = Lintik na Shakol
PUNYENGAS = Punyetang Ungas
PUNYEMAK = Punyetang Manyak
BADONG = Bad and wrong
TANGINIS = P*I* Nakakainis
PAKSHIT or simply PS = F*cking Shit
KENGKOY = Kerengkeng na Unggoy
BONGAS = Bobong Ungas

for my set of friends who is not fluent or familiar with gay lingo...
48 years;
- anything to establish length of time ... na sobrang tagal na, naiinip ka na o namumutla na mata mo at gusto mo nang patayin yung hinihintay

moaida gonzalez / aida borda
- ang kinatatakutang AIDS virus

adiquate / adiktus
- mga sumisinghot o nagtuturok ng illegal na droga; applicable din sa mga mukha lang talagang adik

anda / anjus / andalei
- lahat tayo gusto nito ... pera, limpak limpak na pera

akez / akechi / akechiwara
- katumbas ng pronoun na "ako" anek-anek- equivalent ng "anu-ano"anufaflu- binaklang "anu pa ba?"ar-ar herrera- walang koneksyon sa dating host ng "eh kasi bata;" tawag sa mga nag-iinarteng wala naman tamang sa lugar

aura / aurora sevilla
- umaali-aligid o nagpapapansin sa crush

award / award-winning
- na-sermonan or napagsabihan

balay / balay-china
- gay term for bahay

balaj / balahura
- nakalimot ng kanilang urbanidad

barda
- malaki at matangkad; pwedeng comliment, ok lang din kung hindi; short for bardagul

bangenge
- lasing o senglot to the max, as in ibang level

bayonic / bayaz / tek tek
- masturbate

bilat / bilat-chi / salot / babaitan
- ang tunay na salot sa buhay ng mga bading, ang kompitensiya ... walang iba kundi ang mga babae

bitter ocampo / bitterness
- walang konek sa ex ni tin tin hermosa; tawag sa taong nagda-drama, nag si-sentimiento at halos makapatay ng kapwa sa bitterness

beauty card
- katumbas ng pogi-points; pag ginamit ang charm para makarating o makuha ang pinakaasam-asam, china-charge ito sa beauty card

beau-con
- short for beauty contest; general term ito, mapa-miss gay o pang baryong pageant

bobita peron
- isang taong bobo, t*nga, inutil ... bobo

bona / bonamhin
- anal sex ... prangkahan na 'to

boogie / boogie wonderland
- nakakapagod pero hindi ito yung sayaw, masakit sa katawan dahil bubugan ito

book / booking
- lakad o date with a guy; pwedeng mauwi sa sex ito

borlogs
- katumbas ng salitang "tulog"

bumburumbei / boom boom
- hindi basta-basta pimples ... hindi na mabilang na pimples

byongkangan / kangkangan
- anal sex na walang humpay

chabilita
- mga chubby but cute; pwede gamitin sa mga ordinaryong chubby kahit hindi cute, pero wag mashadong abusuhin

chakka / chapter / chaka khan
- "panget" ang ibig ipakahulugan nito; kung hindi mo alam 'to, ikaw ang chakkachorvah- maraming ibig sabihin; pwedeng hindi lang maalala yung sasabihin niya kaya sinabi na lang niyang "chorva;" pwede ring tumutukoy sa sex; o kaya naman tawag mo sa jowa mo

constru / constructicons
- ang mga taong tumutulong sa pag-gawa ng mga infrastraktura; collective term para sa mga carpentero at mason na minsan masarap pagpantasyahan ... depende yan sa trip mo

cryola
- iyak ... kahit wala namang dahilan, qualified pa din yung term

daks / dakelya / dakas / biggee-a-note-a
- malaking kargada ng lalaki; walang definite measurement kung ano ang katumbas ng daks, pero pag naluha ka, yun na yon

deadlak- patay na ... pantukoy sa mga totoong patay na o kaya walang ulirat

dilimgenic
- gwapo lang sa kadiliman

donna cruz
- tawag sa ulan ... "rain gently falls whenever we say goodbye ..."

EB
- abbreviation ng eye bol; eyebol ang tawag pag sa simula pa lang ang usapan ay magkikita lang para magchikahan, magkape o magtirintasan ng buhok

eching/ echos
- expression, pwede ring tawag sa mga taong nagwa-1-2-3 o literal na nangloloko ... as in talaga, hindi ako nange-eching

eklipany / eklips
inaantok o tulog

eksenadora
- papansin, walang pinipiling kasarian; kung papansin, papansin talaga

effect / effectionate
- gwapo; as in lilingon-ako-bakit-hindi gwapo; or an expression of approval

ermingard
- a term for security guards

foundation day
- araw kung kailan nag foundation ka ng walang salamin at hindi pantay o mashadong makapal ang pagkaka-apply; in short nag foundation ka para gumanda, pero hindi ito halata

funda
- pressed powder o kaya foundation

gardan angel / gardo versosa
- security guard

ganda lang- see beauty card

gelay
- another term for babae, totoong babae

getlak / getching
- kuhanin ang isang bagay

gandara parks
- isang magandang babae at mini-mean mo yun

girafeeeee / majirap
- less fortunate induvidual

hada / hadju
- the act of giving someone a blow job

haggard / haggardness
- pagod na pagod na itsura, nanunuyong balat at parang nagahasa ka ng 20 panget na lalaki; basically, pagod na pagod at wala sa party mood

hanashi
- general term for comment, pwedeng maganda o panlalait; most of the time yung ikalawa yon

hairlalu / herlilet
- pwedeng literal na buhok o yung humahaba pag nagmamaganda ka

imbey / imbyerna
- feeling na irita o inis towards something o someone

indiana jones
- siyang walang awang nagpapa-asa na pupunta pero hindi sisipot

incrimin / incri / fayattola- sobrang payat, matamlay at mukhang sakitin

isda
- mga jologs na bagets na ruma-rampa sa mga plaza at nagpapa-hada

ispluk
- another term for chikka o sabi; most of the times ginagamit pag tsinitsismis mong may sinabi/inispluk na masama si kumare, parang ganon

jackson
-kalandian o yung taong nilalandi

mojerbaks- sh*t ... ta*; or to sh*t ... pagtae (baho ...)

jiritation
- irita o irritated, kahit alin lang sa dalawa ... kung gahaman ka, pwede rin pareho

jolina / jolina magdangal
- pwedeng katumbas ng tanong na "uwi ka na?" o kaya "tuli ka na?"

jologinding
- mga batang baklang jologs

jowa / bowa / bufra / asawa
- boyfriend o lover, pwedeng siryosohan o hindi

jubis
- mataba to the point na obese na; pwede ring general term for taba o mataba

julie yap daza
- mahuling may ginagawang kwestiyunable o mabaggansiya; pwede ring gamitin pag gusto mo nang umuwi

junanis
- an-an, pwede sa mukha o sa likod

kabog
- as in talbog lahat

karir / kape
- liniligawan o sinusuyong lalaki; pwede ring tawag pag over ka sa pagka-siryoso sa ginagawa mo ... parang tong diksyunaryong 'to, kinakarir

kokaru / kariret
- kotse o auto

kemerkemerlou
- wala lang, pandagdag pag hindi mo na alam ang sasabihin mo

khebs / khebber / khebang
- dead ka lang at walang pakialam

knowings
- alam ko na yan

kwala lumpoor / skwala / skwala lumpoor
- mahirap na nilalang

kuping / kopas
- another term for blow job

kurek- meaning "tama ka diyan!"

kyoho / kyawti
- mabaho ... ipagsigawan mo talaga, para mas effect

kyolibash
- ang official sports ng mga bading ... volleyball

lafang / lapokstra / laps
- pagkain o akto ng pagkain, pwedeng tumukoy sa totoong pagkain o isang bahagi ng katawan ng tao

lulurki / duduki- another term for lalaki

luz viminda / luz clarita / lucita soriano
- loss o talo

matus / mating
- mag nakaw; kuhanin nang walang paalam ...

matingera / watingera
- magnanakaw

mr clean
- tawag sa bading o taong nagmamalinis; pwedeng idugtong at kantahin ang karugtong na mga linya "... mahal ka namin."

magic / tiburcio / tiboli / patis tesoro
- our female counterpart ... mga tomboy

mermaid / mayda fatale
- katulong o house help

maderaka / mudra / mujai
- ang tawag mo sa ermat

maganda / nagmamaganda
- tawag mo sa kahit sinong umeeksena o nagmamarunong

motokiya- motorcycle

nomo / nomohan
-inom o inuman o lasingan

nyostises- pustisoohm / hombre / hombash
- more popular term for lalaki, regardless kung gwapo o hindi

onda / shonda / tanders / tanderbolt and lighnint very very frightening
- mga senior citizens

ostrich
-mayaman

pa-mhin / paminta / pamintang durog
- mga baklang obvious na bading pero nagkukunwaring straight

pang-rampa
- meaning trophy boyfriend

pang-kama
- mga jowang pang sex lang

pa-pampam
- papansin o nagpapapansin

pa-pay
- mga papang nagpapabayad

pasarap
- mga lalaking intentionally o unintentionally na mapang-akit at mapanukso

pasok
- meaning acceptable ang punchline o bumenta ang idea

pujai / pudra / paderaka
- tawag mo sa erpat mo

purita mirasol / purez / purita magdalena
- mga below poverty line o nag-iinarte kang walang pera; pwede ring pantukoy sa mga taong nagkukuripot

rampadora
- rampa nang rampa

ricah
- mayaman; pero hindi lahat ng mapera, reserved for people na maganda na mayaman pa

s'mellani marquez
- signal para amuyin mo ang isang nilalang kung may putok ba ito o kung puka rin ang hasang niya

SEB
- short for sex eye bol; pag ang eyebol e nauwi sa kama, o kaya dahil makakati kayo yun na agad napag-usapan, e nagiging SEB ang EB

service / nyerbis
- pag ang bading ay nagpa-blow job

shala
- general term for sosyal, minsan kahit hindi nababagay ... kaplastikan lang, ganon; pwede ring positive expression

shomodstra / shomod / taho
- short for "tamod extract"; refers to semen, ano ba?!!

sight
- nakita mo o nag-uutos kang tignan nila

siyano
-probinsiyano: sa isip, sa salita at sa punto

silantro / bi / bulate / silam
- mga silahis o bi-sexual

sisteraka / sisteret / ati / ning
- kaibigang bading o at least babaeng bading

slovak / slovakia / slovak republic
- mga mababagal pumick-up

sunshine cruz / shine shine cruz
- umaga o kaya paumaga na

tagilidgenic
- gwapo lang sideways

talak
- mga putak, walang humpay na panenermon, pamumuna and/or pagrereklamo

talakitok
- mga mahihilig tumalak

talikodgenic
- gwapo lang pag nakatalikod

taruzh
- expression equivalent ng "TARAY!"

tegi
- synonimous sa salitang patay

telag / shelag
- tinitigasan; tumatayo ang nota

tiis-ganda
- type of fashion sense wherein dead ma ka kung masakit, basta maganda sayo ex. masikip na sapatos at hindi na dumadaloy ang dugo sa bandang ibaba o manipis na damit at ginaw na ginaw ka na

TODA / paTODA
- mga tricycle driver; may mangilan-ngilan kasing gwapo talaga at hindi nababagay bumiyahe

warla
- away o pantukoy sa taong galit

warlatik
-taong mahilig makipag-away o kaya violent na

wirishima / wit / wiz / wa
- term of negation

wishing
- another term of negation

4:11 AM
sherie
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saturday night

this entry is not about a party or some goodtimes that happened on a saturday night. this is about how boring my saturday night is. =P
LINSHAK!$@#
sorry but i just cant contain it! I have to at least blurt that word out. i have to be at work every damn saturday night of my life. this TANGINIS schedule is locked until november! kainis! wooooh! HOLY COWPUNK! my off falls on sunday and tuesday night! well that is a very nice rest day for those people who LOVES BALLROOM DANCING!!! (another TANGINIS). the only good thing that I can think of or at least happens during my saturday shift is that my officemates seems to be making it a pizza day for everybody. we eat pizza every saturday even if we are already sick and tired of eating pizza, even if you wanna throw up with just the smell of it, you still have to eat pizza coz its saturday, and saturday is pizza day! =P and the guy who keeps calling me bogart at work is off every saturday so thats a YEY! well i am really known as "bogart" on my previous workplace because i tell everybody that my name is bogart but yeah i cant reverse it anymore so i just let it pass and let them call me bogart. I cant remember what state of mind im at when I told the whole class on my previous workplace that my name is bogart. All i remember is that I am so sleepy at that time and my mouth is not in sync with my brain. Its like the mouth just want to keep talking without the brain processing what should be blurted out. I remember that i even said i like movies that involves killing animals and if they share the same passion they can go to my place in cavite. nyahaha

another good thing about my saturday night shift is.... uhmm... another good thing... oh yeah... well... eh.. I cant think of anything else... besides im getting paid for reading bob ongs book for almost 8 hours while eating pizza.